Above All, Don't Refer Publicly to Your Editor as "That Bitch"

Ohmigod, I am laughing SO HARD over this entry at Paperback Writer's blog. It's from November, but still as fresh as ever.

Ten Things You Should Not Do When You're a Published Author:
1. Have your cover photo shot taken at that photo chain in all the malls. Soft focus and off-the-shoulder caribou collars don't make you look prettier. They make you look fuzzier and stupid. Get a real photographer.... {more}

Thanks to author Karin Gillespie again, who is HOT these days!

(For the record, my editor is a goddess....)