If you can't read the text on the posters, it says "Discover Your Inner Bitch" on the top and then the quotes:
If you loved Heathers and The Craft, this is for you – it's dark, compelling and not for the faint-hearted. Five stars. ~HEAT (I'm told HEAT is like the UK version of PEOPLE)
More bitch lit than chick lit... There's a buzz about this book that tells us it's going to be huge this summer. ~GLAMOUR (It's the UK version of duh, GLAMOUR)
Don't disbelieve the hype. The Bitch Goddess Notebook is as good a debut as it's cracked up to be. ~TATLER (This is like the UK's VANITY FAIR)
Then at the bottom it says, "Find Trouble Before It Finds You."
D'you spose that The White Stripes or the people who manufactured that Energy Drink/Condom are flipping out over their Tube ads? Dousing themselves with champagne, or at least some cheap chardonnay? [Cos, ya know, some of us can't quite manage the Dom Perignon at the moment... Bitch is selling well, but not QUITE (heh) like Elephant did or how Satan likely will... And I'll NEVUH hope to sell as much as ANY brand of condom (or beer or energy drink, for that matter) Ah well, Two Buck Chuck will do nicely]
Honest to Betsy, d'you think those Famous Types are running up and down their block yelling YAHOOOOO! without even any eye makeup on?
I somewhat doubt it, but I don't care. As long as I keep my clothes on, I think I should be all right.
And Two Buck Chuck in a coffee mug... that'll do QUITE nicely.
See ya tomorrow~xoxox